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Who is Barry Soetoro?

April 14, 2011

Today, Joan Vennochi wrote a column about Willard Mitt Romney and his missing birth certificate.

Listen, bitch, if you’re implying that Romney is an ancestor of Xenu’s intergalactic DC-8 transport that brought people to Earth some years ago, you’re totally messing up your facts. Scientologists, not Mormons, believe in that. So screw off.

Joan "Red" Vennochi

You didn’t hear it here first: Mitt Romney is as American as apple pie. From his pressed sweaters, to his wavy combover, to his flashing smile, Grandpa Mitt has endeared himself to all. Sure, his birth certificate might be missing—but that’s no fault of his. Plus who said a piece of paper should determine someone’s Americanness? All I have to do is look at him, listen to him speak, hear him flaunt his values to know he’s one of us.

Instead, this liberal wingnut is trying to distract us from the more pressing matter at hand:

WHO IS BARRY SOETORO?

WHO IS BARRY SOETORO?

WHO IS BARRY SOETORO?

While Mitt’s might be missing, at least we’ve FOUND Barry HUSSEIN Soetoro’s!

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